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Hang on, LizzyΞ

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I can't walkΞ It's too hardΞ

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Then I'll carry you off this mountain.

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I'll carry you for as long as it takes to get you home.

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CutΞ

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Man, how heavy is that kidΠ What, does she got weights in her pocketsΠΞ

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Yeah, we'll finish this after lunch, people.

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Okay. Have a nice lunch.

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Maybe just a salad.

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Hey, Joey.

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Bobbie, hey.

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Hey, everyone, this is my agent Bobbie.

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Hello, everyone.

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I just watched your last scene.

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WowΞ You're all so lucky to have work.

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So, what do you thinkΠ You excited to do itΠ

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What are you talking aboutΠ

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Did I not tell youΠ

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I'm a little off.

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I was at the gate looking through my purse for my wallet,

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and I accidentally tasered myself.

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Oh, yeah. So, what's the newsΠ

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Well, The Tonight Show had a cancellation for tomorrow,

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and they called to ask me if I had anyone who could fill in.

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I suggested you, and they said yesΞ

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You're kiddingΞ

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I'm as stunned as you areΞ

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I'm going to be on The Tonight ShowΠ

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- YesΞ
- Oh, my GodΞ

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This is unbelievableΞ

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This is, like, one of those moments I've dreamed of my whole life.

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The only thing bigger than this would be--

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I don't know-- like, making my Oscar speech.

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OscarΠ

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Did you get tasered, tooΠ

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It's 4Ψ00 in the morning. Shouldn't you be in bedΠ
Tomorrow's your big day.

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Can't sleep. I'm too nervous.

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Don't bother. I ate it.

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You don't feel like watching it again, do youΠ

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Sure.

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Tune in tomorrow night. My guests will be Colin Farrell,

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Deep Powder's Joey Tribbiani and musical guest Maroon 5.

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It's a good show.

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Didn't he sound kind of excited when he said my nameΠ

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I'll bet you he can't sleep, either.

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I still can't believe it.

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Tomorrow night, I am going to be sitting on that couch.

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