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Two and a Half Men 8x01
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Original Air Date on September 20, 2010

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-- Sync, corrected by elderman --
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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What the hell is that?

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Oh, sorry.

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I set my alarm so I could go
home before Jake wakes up.

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Turn it off!

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I'm trying, but
my arm's asleep.

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Aah. There. Whew.

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I can't believe
you have a watch alarm.

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Yeah, it's a Timex.

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Well, a really
nice knockoff.

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Even has indiglo.
See?

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Oh! Oh, for God's sake,
it's 6:00 a.m.

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Oh, I know, sorry.

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We agreed we don't want
our kids to know about us.

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Yeah, yeah, good-bye.

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Bye.

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Guess a little morning quickie
is out of the question.

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If you can do it
without waking me up.

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You're not really
thinking about it, are you?

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Men.

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Dear Lord.

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Charlie?

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Huh?

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You okay?

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Sure.

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Why do you ask?

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'Cause... you're passed out on
the stairs.

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Really?

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Oh, that's not good.

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How much did you have
to drink last night?

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Let's see...

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I don't know.

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I wonder how I got my pants off
over my shoes.

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Maybe you took your shoes off,
and then put them back on.

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Think it through, Alan.

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For what possible activity

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would I need my pants off
and my shoes on?

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I don't know.

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Chasing a reluctant hooker?

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Can't rule it out.

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So... where have you been?

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I was with Lyndsey.

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Who's Lyndsey?

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Eldridge's mom.

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Who's Eldridge?

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Jake's friend?

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Jake is my son.

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I know who Jake is.

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What I don't know is
where my pants are.
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