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The Inbetweeners S03E02
"The Gig and the Girlfriend"

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Jay was full of helpful tips,

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and this morning's were about how to make
the most of the space in your caravan.


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So I had one bent over the table here,
there was one up here I was fingering,

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and I was just toe-fucking
the one on the floor.

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Whilst your parents were sleeping
in bunk beds just over there?

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It's amazing how good
you are with birds, Jay.

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What can I say? It's a gift.

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So when do we get to meet
these three lucky ladies?

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- They've gone back to the Playboy Mansion.
- Of course,

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because if you lived in the Playboy Mansion,
you'd definitely holiday in Great Yarmouth.

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They did. I told you you should
have come on holiday with us, Si.

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I don't want made-up Playboy models.

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I just want a nice girlfriend
who'll maybe have sex with me.

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I read in my sister's Grazia
that birds like it if you ask 'em questions.

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If you wanna get a girlfriend,
you should probably try that.

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- Really?
- Yeah, that works,

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Of course, the only question I ask is
"Which hole do you want it in first?"

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- Great, thanks.
- What are you lot up to?

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Is Jay showing you where he
used to shag the cushions?

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He thinks me and his mum
don't know about that.

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- Come on, Dad.
- We had to replace the covers twice.

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Jay was telling us about
the birds he pulled in Norfolk.

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- Oh, right, was he?
- You remember, right, Dad?

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Well, he's a total bullshitter, then,
'cause the only pussy

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he's ever touched was
his mum's when he fell out of it!

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See you later.

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He's such a wind-up merchant.

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So with Mr Cartwright confirming that Jay
hadn't hosted an orgy on the fold-out table,


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we began to question
a few other things he'd said.


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- What else have I ever said that's bullshit?
- That your mate can squeeze himself

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- into a microwave?
- Yeah, a good-sized one.

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That your dad fought Muhammad Ali
as an amateur and beat him.

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- It was on a points decision.
- Those were just this morning. I could go on.

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- Wankers.
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