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[Ted Narrating]
Kids...

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there are two big days
in any love story...

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the day you meet
the girl of your dreams...

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and the day you marry her.

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## [Rock Ballad]

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[Man]
# Let it roll across the floor #

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# Through the hall and out the door #

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- Nice. Where'd you get this?
- ## [Continues, Indistinct]

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Stashed a cooler behind the pulpit.

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- Beer be with you.
- And also with you.

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Mmm.

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This is what church has been missing.
Dude, you fixed church.

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- Yeah. You're welcome, God.
- [Chuckles]

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- Nervous?
- What? No.

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I'm just hopin' it doesn't rain.

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Why, do I look nervous?

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Look at your beer, dude.

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You always do that when you're nervous.

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## [Background: Rock]

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[Sighs]
It's a sad day in New York, Ted.

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A sad day indeed.

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Do you know what I saw
on my way in here?

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A girl... in a sweater.

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And you know what that means.

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The season of exposed skin is over.

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Exactly!

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Gone are the tank tops, Ted.

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Gone are the cute little skirts.

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Gone are the sundresses?
The sundresses, Ted!

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I don't think I can make it another
eight months with no sundresses.

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Barney, I really...
I have to grade these papers.

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I'm sorry. I'll let you work.

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But first a riddle.

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What piece of women's attire
most stokes a man's desire?

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- A sundress.
- Correct.

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What lightweight outfit, pink or white...

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makes the front of my slacks
abnormally tight?

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- I really have to get this done.
- Of course. Of course.

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Thank you.

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- Sundress, by the way.
- Mm-hmm.

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Hey, hey.

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What are you nervous about?
Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.

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- What flowing cotton frock...
- Okay! I'll tell you.

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Just... There's a...

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There's a girl sitting at the bar.

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- Oh!
- Don't look.

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Wah. I wanna see a pre
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