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Please, please, please, please.

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Okay, what is this?

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We're making sure I'm tall enough

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to ride all the rides
at Disneyland.

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Without having
to spike up my hair.

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Buddy...

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We are good to go.

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Sweet!

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I have been waiting
for this day

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ever since the doctor pointed

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to the ultrasound of
your mom's womb and said,

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"either that's a fifth limb,
or you got a boy."

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Okay, no. Gross.

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All right...

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I want everybody
to eat a lot at home

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because "the happiest
place on earth"

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is also home to the most
expensive churro on Earth.

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Come on. This is gonna be awesome.

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Who doesn't love
a day at Disneyland?

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Can't you and mom
go without me?

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You're the kid.
I think we need you to get in.

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Well, it couldn't come
on a worst day.

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The technology sector is tanking.

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We're doing a stock market
project in school,

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and today's the last day.

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We all get a thousand
fake dollars to invest,

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and as the market
closed yesterday,

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I'm in the lead.

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I may not be the tallest
or the most athletic,

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but someday
I will be the richest,

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which is good because
the ladies love that,

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and I've grown accustomed
to a certain lifestyle.

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Do you really wants girls who
only want you for your money?

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I'd like to have that option.

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Manny, put the stock away
and put your ears on.

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Mom, I don't think you have
to wear one of these.

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Be a kid! Put them on!

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Really? Those shoes?

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What?

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Do you know how much walking
you have to do at Disneyland?

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Why do you think they have
so many fat people on scooters?

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I like wearing the high heels.
I'm fine.

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It's just like that jacket
you refuse to bring

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when I say, "take a jacket."

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"Don't tell me what to do!
I'm fine!"

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Huh? And you're not fine.

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You're cold and shivering,

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and I look lik
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