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Guys, guys...

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Oh, good, you're up. You can settle this.

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Which one of us is the bigger pain in the ass?

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Gina, I don't have time for this. I have a big problem.

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Just pick one.

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Fine- Gina, you are the bigger pain in the ass.

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Told you!

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Okay, can you listen to me, please?

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Okay, you remember how Alex was upstairs spying on her husband from my bedroom?

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Well, when she fell asleep, I saw him kissing another woman.

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Oh, my God.

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I know, and she has no idea. She's up there sleeping like an angel.

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And drooling like a bull mastiff.

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So, what are you going to do? You going to tell her?

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I don't know.

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Well, I can tell you from personal experience,

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you get news like that, you end up stabbing the messenger.

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I think the saying is "shoot the messenger. "

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What saying?

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You know what? I think you're right.

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She shouldn't hear this from me. Eric should be the one to tell her.

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I think I'm gonna go have a little chat with him.

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Whoa, you think he's gonna listen to you?

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Oh, yeah, he's pretty scared of me. He thinks we're in the Mafia.

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Why, just 'cause we're Italian?

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No, 'cause your mother told him we were.

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Well, I think it makes us more colorful.

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Hey, Eric, can I talk to you for a second?

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Uh, sure. Yeah. Come on in.

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Thanks.

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Okay, look, I saw something last night that I don't think I was supposed to see.

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Oh, my God! Was there a hit?

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What? Uh, is somebody sleeping with the fishes?

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I am not in the Mafia!

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Right. Right. Yeah.

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The Feds.

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Eric, Eric, Eric.

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I saw you kissing that woman last night.

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What? Um, look, no, it's not what it looks like.

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Look, I know the excuses, okay? I've used them all.

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She's an old friend. She's my sister.

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She had peanut butter in her mouth and I was starving.

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Okay. Um, does Alex know?

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No. I didn't tell her.

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Oh, thank God. Thank you.

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Because I thi
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