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Okay.

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Somebody broke
into my piggy bank again.

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The long strand of red hair...

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...and these bonbon wrappers...

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...clearly indicate that you, Mother,
saw who did it.

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Now, who was it?

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Oh, gee, honey, I really don't know.

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Hey, look at
this lovely Don Knotts hologram...

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...I got from QVC.

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Don't try to distract me, Mom.

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It's shiny.

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Mr. Furley.

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Barney Fife.

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Furley...

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...Fife. Did you see that?

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Peg?

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I hope one of these bills is
for a coffin...

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...because your shopping is
killing me.

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Something shiny.

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- I got you one, Al.
- I'm not interested in that...

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...Pe--

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Ginger.

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Mary Ann.

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Ginger.

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Oh, cut this out.

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Not only is this QVC thing useless...

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...but you've bought a membership
to the Buff and Tuff Health Club.

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Well, how else am I supposed
to stay young and attractive for you?

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Buy a time machine.

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Peg, I'm cutting off your shopping
cold turkey.

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Right now.

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Traitor.

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Oh, Al, don't make me stop shopping.

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You'll destroy my life.

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Good, then we'll be even.

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Yeah, I like this one
even better than...

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...that clog cabin we built last week.

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It is stunning.

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We ought to go into business.

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Oh, what business would that be,
Griff?

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The shoe box lid
house-building business?

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- Not much demand for that.
- Well, I beg to differ.

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I think you're overlooking
the homeless dwarf problem.

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Now, somebody has got
to clean that up.

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Hey, guys.

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Hey.

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Well, Jefferson, I see you're having
your typically hard day at the office.

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You know, looking this good is
a full-time job.

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You think these pores
just exfoliate themselves?

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You better watch out, Jefferson.

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Now you're heading
for the
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