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What's with the Michael Jackson outfit?

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That's, like, two years old.

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I got scared.

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You were supposed to be Billy Ocean.

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Why would Michael Jackson
sing with Roland Orzabal?

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Why would Billy Ocean
sing with Roland Orzabal?

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'Cause he's awesome.

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Now we gotta add the moonwalk into Shout

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and hope the judges
don't slam us for it.

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I don't know how to moonwalk.

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You better learn quick.

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Shawn Spencer and Mr. Burton Guster.

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Let's give 'em a nice round of applause.

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# She'll be... # # Comin'
around the mountain #

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# When she comes # #
She'll be comin' around #

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# the mountain # # When she comes #

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# She'll be comin'
around # # the mountain #

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# She'll be comin'
around # # the mountain #

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# She'll be comin'
around # # the mountain #

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# When she comes #

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# Ave Maria #

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You're stiff.

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Inarticulate.

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Slightly jaundiced.

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Asymmetrical.

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You smell.

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The one on the right...

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there's something in your teeth.

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All in all, I'd say

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there's absolutely nothing worthwhile

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about either one of you.

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But we haven't even sang yet.

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Apples and oranges.

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Anybody else?

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I like 'em.

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Well, of course you liked them.

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You've been asleep for
the last 45 minutes.

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Zapato?

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Well, I...

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Good.

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Moving on.

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Coming up after the break...

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You see what I mean? Shh!

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You shooshing me for reality TV?

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Dude... Zip!

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I'm Lester Beacon and
this is American Duos.

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# American Duos #

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Rule number one, Shawn...

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no talking during Duos.

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Oh, for the love of Lori Loughlin.

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Please use the pause button just once.

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Why did we get TiVo if
we never fast-forward

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