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Uh, yes,
I had a few questions

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about tonight's
Adoption Fair.

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Hey, here's a question.
Will there be food?

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How late will it be going?

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Ah. The Adoption Fair's
from 6:00 to 10:00.

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Great. Thank you.
Dinner hours.

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There's gonna be food,
right?

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Uh, my hus--

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a guy here wants to know
if there's gonna be any food.

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Thank you.
No food.

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Well, a lot of nerve
calling it a fair

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when they're not offering
some sort of meat on a stick.

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Try not to...

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Jeff it up too much
tonight, please.

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If we get serious
about adopting,

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we'll need these people
to like us.

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If they can't like me
for who I am,

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then I'm not gonna buy
one of their used babies.

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Just don't completely
embarrass us.

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I'll find
an appropriate level.

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Good. Let's finish talking
about replacing this rug.

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I thought we finished
last night when I said no

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and then fell asleep.

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Yeah, I know it's shocking,

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but your fake cartoon snoring
didn't fool me.

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It wasn't fake.
It was classic Three Stooges.

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And I don't want a new rug.

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I put a lot of time and effort
into breaking in this one.

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Yeah, you tried that argument
with all your old underwear.

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Come on, admit it--don't you
like your new underwear?

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Nestles in there sometimes,
but...

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This rug is fine.

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It works.
Watch. See?

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My feet aren't touching
the Wood floor.

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Hey, way to go, rug.

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You know, you get to live
in a pretty beautiful apartment

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because I take it upon myself
to make it beautiful.

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Like what I did
with the guest room

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and how I designed
the kitchen,

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and I think a new rug
will make this whole room

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feel a lot fresher and...

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Б™ How many ways
to say I love you? Б™

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Б™ how many ways to say
that I'm not scared Б™

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Б™ with you by my side Б™

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Б™ there is no denying Б™

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Б™ that I can't wait
for me and you Б™

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