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men.

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Swordfish looks good.

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You eat a lot of fish.

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Aren't you worried
about mercury?

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Michelle, on the list of things
I expect to kill me

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mercury poisoning ranks
well below liver failure,

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struck by lightning and
heart attack during sex.

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Guess which one I'm rooting for.

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Charles?

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Speaking of things
I expect to kill me.

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What a lovely surprise.

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Michelle, this is
my mother Evelyn.
Mom, Michelle.

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Evelyn, it's a pleasure.
You have a wonderful son.

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Yes, I do.

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But Charlie and Alan
must never learn of him.

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Before she kills,
she likes to torture.

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So, how did you two meet?

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Charlie asked me to look
at a little thing on his butt.

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Oh, smooth, Charlie.

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She's a dermatologist, Mom.

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Oh, a doctor?

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So you have access to Charlie's
medical records

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and still went out with him.

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Okay, nice to see you, Mom.
I don't want to keep you

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from whatever poor schmuck
you're here to meet.

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Sorry I'm late, Mom.

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How about that?
The poorest schmuck I know.

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Michelle, this is
my brother Alan.

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Alan, Michelle.
Hi.

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Nice to meet you.

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Would you like to join us?

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Sure.

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How sweet.

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Uh... waiter?

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I thought you liked me.

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Men, men, men, men, manly men,
men, men

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Men, men, men, men,
manly men, men, men
Ooh

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Men, men, men, men,
manly men
Ooh
Ooh

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Ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ohh, ooh-ooh...

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Men, men, men, men, manly men,
men, men

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Ooh
Men, men, men, men, manly men,
men, men

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Ah.
Men.
Men.

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Two and a Half Men 8x07
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Original Air Date on November 1, 2010

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-- Sync, corrected by elderman --
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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Men.

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