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Am I moving your stuff to my place
all alone, or are you gonna help me?

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I'm helping.
I'm packing memories.

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You know I'm actually
five pounds lighter

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than I was in high school?

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Do you know that none of
your glasses actually match?

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I don't even know how
a person does that.

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Hey, same haircut, you ask?

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Same barber, I say.

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(Clears throat)

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Well, I have plenty of
glassware at my place,

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so we'll just donate
this stuff to goodwill.

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Whoa, hang on. You realize
some of those are collectables.

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Really? And which
is the higher

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ticket item...
Bam-Bam or Mayor McCheese?

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McCheese, of course.

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I think that one's still good
for one free refill.

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All right, we'll keep this one
and the Sammy Sosa travel mug.

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And my cereal bowl.

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Holds the perfect
serving size.

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Plus, you can wash a baby in it.
Yeah.

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Don't worry, I already packed
your cereal bowl.

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Now what are we gonna do
with your tv?

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Well, you don't have
a tv in your bedroom.

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Nah, I don't really like
having a tv in the bedroom.

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You know who says that?

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People who have never had a tv
in their bedroom.

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Or people
who like to read or talk.

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Fine, but while you're reading
or talking,

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what am I supposed to do?

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I don't know. Digging through
your belly button seems

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to take up a lot of your time.

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So, the only place to watch tv
will be downstairs in the lobby?

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In my house,
we call that the living room.

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Yeah, but

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your mom and your sister
are down there,

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so I'll have to put on pants.

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If I'm gonna put on pants,

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I might as well
go to the movies.

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Alright, you can put
the tv in the bedroom.

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Thanks.

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But if I ever walk in
wearing a sexy nightie,

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and you give me one of these,

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I'm snapping that finger off

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and any other body part
that looks like it.

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That means I can
screw up 11 times.

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♪ For the fi
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