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Why do we hold the Sundance Film Festival here Phillis?
It's so painfully crowded.

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Because, people from LA love to come
to a quaint little mountain town

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for a few days, and this gives them excuse.

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No this used to be a quaint little mountain town.

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Now look at it!
Sushi restaraunts, upscale clothes stores,

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25 dollar parking, leamnissen.
I tell you Phillis,

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I think we've tapped this town's resources out.

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We must move the festival to another
small mountain town and begin again.

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That's not a bad idea. But where?

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Ok children, I have some very exciting news for you.

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Why don't you tell them Mr.Twigg.

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That's right Mr.Garrison.
The first annual South Park film festival begins today.

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Wow, cool!

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They're not gonna show that
stupid ass Godzilla movie are they?

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No no no Kyle. These are independent films.

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Oh like Independence Day? That sucked ass too.

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No dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies.

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It's about gay cowboys eating pudding.

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No they're not.
Independent films are produced outside the hollywood system.

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They're movies without all the glitz and glamor of Hollywood.

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Puh, well you show me one independent film
that ISN'T about gay cowboys eating pudding.

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Once again you have no idea
what you're talkin about, fatass!

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I'm not fat, I just haven't grown
into my body yet, you skinny bitch!

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Eric if you call Wendy bitch one more time,
I'm sending you to the principal's office.

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Bitch.
That's it Eric, you.....

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I'm going!

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Anyway children, I want you all to see at least one independent film

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at the festival and then write a paper about it.

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The first fiml showing is called "Witness to Denial".

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And is a sexual exploration piece about 2 women in love.

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my uncle Jimbo has a ton of those movies in his dresser drawer.

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No no, I wanna shoot the script next month with Demi Moore test.

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Well you tell Spielburg he can kiss my ass.

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Wow, look at this Johnson.
Traffic jams at every intersection,

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hoards of people pushing their way through the crowds.

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It's almost like we're a real city.

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Can't believe I got sent to the principal's office because of your stupid girlfriend.

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