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- [Man On Loudspeaker]
Attention.
- Yeah?

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All personnel taking part
in the model yacht race
report to the cesspool.

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- If I weren't so beat, I'd go.
- I didn't know you were
interested in model boats.

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I'm not, but the beach
at the cesspool is so lovely
this time of day.

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We could hunt for shells.

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- Or kidney stones.
- How's it coming?

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Two more and my sister's
necklace is finished.

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- Sirs?
- Radar, you're talking in our sleep.

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Colonel Blake says he
wants to see youse both
on the double.

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- It's important.
- Doesn't Henry know it's a holiday?

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- Aaron Burr's birthday.
- Who's Aaron Burr?

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[Trapper]
Aaron Burr, the guy that shot
John Wilkes Booth.

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"From Major General Bartford
Hamilton Steele, U.S.A.

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"Item one. All personnel
regardless of rank...

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will fall out at 0600 hours
daily for one-half hour
of calisthenics."

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- Calisthenics!
- Henry...

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Calisthenics is a good idea.
We're all in bad condition.

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I, for one, am very soft.

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Is that true, Frank?

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If you'll excuse me, uh,
I promised to bless a goat cart.

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Some folks down the road
are going into business
for themselves.

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- [Henry] "Item two."
- Sir.

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I found the calisthenics manual.

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- Thank you, Klinger.
- I like your blouse.

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- Not too daring?
- A little hairy.

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This General Steele seems like
a new guy trying to make points.

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Another pound of chicken doo.

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For your information, Captain,
the entire Steele family is
in the Encyclopedia Americana!

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Oh, it's a very famous Maryland family.

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Three brothers, all of'em
generals, West Point grads.

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One of'em is a U.S. Senator,
and one was the first volunteer...

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to be bitten by a mosquito
in the Panama Canal.

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Bit him right on the locks.

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Colonel, is it all right if I
go out and start the exercises?

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I'm dying to get into a size nine.

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Fine, Klinger, just go.

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Oh. Thank you, sir.

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At least there's
someone around here
with a little sanity.

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- "Item two."
- Choppers, sir.

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What choppers? Where choppe
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