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How many of you guys have been
watching Studio 60 since high schoolΠ


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How many since junior highΠ

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How many since the show
went on the air in 1986Π

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Okay, this is the real thing,
it's our 20th season...

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...and we're very proud of that.

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All right, now.

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You can see we use the whole theater
for the show.

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We have sets tucked into the walls
along the sides.

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If there's something
that you can't see...

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...it'll be up
on these two big-screen TVs.

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And if there's something
you still can't see...

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...ha, we really can't help you.

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Okay, okay, I'm sure you guys,
you know how this works.

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We start with a cold open
and then we smash into our VTR...

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...or video tape recording,
also known as our main titles.

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And over the VTR,
our own Herb Sheldon saysΨ

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Live, from
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.


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It's Friday night in Hollywood.

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Not yet. Don't waste it.
We're gonna have a great show.

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From the ABC smash hit
Desperate HousewivesΨ


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Felicity Huffman is here tonight.

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Three 6 Mafia out here.
Tell those guys we can hear them.

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All right, Willy.
Take us to the starting line, baby.

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Let's keep this rational.
You have to have rationality here...

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...because this conversation...
Excuse me.

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- I want Jack Rudolph on the phone.
- Wes...

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I don't know...
Jack's at a dinner.

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- Disturb him.
- He pays me to make calls.

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And Jack pays me to do this show,
you ridiculous fatass. What is your nameΠ

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- Suzanne.
- Pick up that phone, dial 06.

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Tell my secretary
I want the chairman of NBS.

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- Yes, sir.
- Stay where you are.

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I'm trying to save us all a lot of tsuris.

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Jerry, this sketch is funny.
It killed at dress.

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Funny is in short supply here lately.

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I'm in charge
of Broadcast Standards and Practices.

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- I'm not in charge of funny.
- Who's it gonna offendΠ

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- Just give me the names.
- Religious people.

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God, Wes,
and you knew that when you...

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What do you want me to say
to the people...

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...who'll go out of their minds
as soon as i
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