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Hey, big news, Will!

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I've discovered a universe where your egg-headedness is celebrated and your feta cheese thighs are overlooked.

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It's the gay spelling bee.

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A gay spelling bee? Can we do that? What happened to the policy of "Don't ask, don't spell"?

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No, silly. It's a real spelling bee. With gay contestants and gay words.

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Like "flounce"...

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"hydrangea"...

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"set design by"...

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Come on, I need a coach!

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Sorry, Jack. I'd love to, but my mom's still here. I can't leave her.

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Oh... 'Cause you're gay?

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No! Because she hurt her ankle, because she's in a wheelchair.

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And what you said.

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Hey.

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Oh, hey, Leo. You're tall, with girlish lips. You want to coach me for the gay spelling bee?

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You know I'd love to, but my voice is still a little bit hoarse from the bisexual hog-calling contest.

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Grace is sick. I just came by to pick up some of Will's magical consomm.

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Well, where am I gonna find a coach?

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Heigh-ho!

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- Oh, hey, Kare, would you--
- Sure.

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- But you don't even know--
- Sounds great.

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- But if I told you--
- Come on, let's get started.

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You'd think Karen would have learned her lesson.

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It's the same way she wound up becoming husband number eight to Elizabeth Taylor.

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So Grace still isn't feeling well?

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I thought food poisoning was supposed to be, like, a 24-hour thing?

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It is... if you stop eating the shrimp.

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- Well, why didn't you just throw it out?
- I did.

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The soup's almost ready. I just have to, um.... Could you just turn away for a minute?

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Why?

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My secret ingredient. And I don't like people to know.

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Okay. You can look. Ooh! I just realized I have the perfect container.

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Heat-resistant Tupperware.

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You have a really full life, don't you?

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Yeah, but I'm about more than just consomm.

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do a savory corn chowder and a ginger carrot that's won awards.

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In my own personal soup contest.

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See, you're not just about being a lawyer.

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You--you have your soups.

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I don't have a soup.

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What's going on with you?

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I don't kn
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