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Chloe Bryant says her dad hasn't
brushed his teeth since 1997.

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That's disgusting! He's a hippy!
That's one word for him!

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Can I be a hippy, Mum? No. Brush!

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I've finished. Look!

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Oh, wow! It looks lovely.
It's taken years off me!

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About 35 years, to be exact!
Right, come along, you two.

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Oh!

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Dude!

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Can't explain all the feelings
that you're making me feel

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Oo-oo-ooh

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Oh, my God! Did I sleep through
a rave or something?

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Alfie!

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Have you even been to bed?
A soldier never sleeps, Mother.

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I'm trying to kill
the Dark Destroyer.

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It's a German nerd. He's been trying
to annihilate her for 36 hours!

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Alfie! How did these get here?

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Sorry. They're mine.

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Oh.

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Right. Can you tidy up now, boys,
please?

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Why? "Why"?

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Because this is my home,
not a squat!

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Sorry.

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Alfie! Move it, now. OK.

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OK. Oh, a result! Pepperoni!

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I'll just go help her, then,
shall I?

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Cheers, mate. She can be
a bit stressy.

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Up yours, Granddad!

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Shouldn't you recycle those?

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Yes, probably.

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Do you think maybe...

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we should at some point...

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discuss the kiss?

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Yes, probably. But at the moment I
feel like I'm being buried alive

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in people and sleeping bags
and forgotten homework,

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odd socks and pizza boxes.

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So I vote, if it's OK with you,

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that we, er, that we forget that
our... our... our...

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Kiss.

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Thank you... ever happened.

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That we bury it very deeply,

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throw a lot of earth over it,

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maybe lay down some concrete

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and possibly even erect
a conservatory over it.

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Like a serial killer would do.

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Yes.

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We bury our kiss.

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Alfie, start tidying up now.

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