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All right, unit.
Get real, bitch.

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Unit is the witness to myself

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and Snooki getting down
while she's been with Jionni.

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Do you want me to tell you
about yourself...

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No, stop.

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I don't trust Mike
and the unit.

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They're trying to
this relationship up.

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You're a loser.

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If you didn't have Mike,
you'd be a loser.

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It's only a matter of time

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- before the truth's coming out.
- Oh, God.

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- Why do you want to leave now?
- I have to, bro.

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I just want to grab
onto my dude

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and be like, "don't go,
don't go, don't leave me."

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- All right, man.
- Okay, man.

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It sucks.
Like what do I do now?

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Dj Pauly Delvecchio!

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I'm going to the Jersey Shore,
bitch!

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All right,
we got a situation.

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I'm the sweetest bitch
you'll ever meet.

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After I have sex with a guy
I will rip their heads off.

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Go vinny! Go vinny!

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You like the boobs?

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If you wanna have fun
and do something crazy

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- All right, we good to go?
- Yeah.

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So at this point
my man leaves me.

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I got to go tell the rest
of the household

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that vinny
may not be coming back.

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- What happened?
- He left.

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- He took everything?
- Yeah.

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- For good?
- Yeah.

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Vinny left the house.

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Oh, that was
the last thing

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that I thought
was going to happen.

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Vinny is gone.

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What's the matter?

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What's the matter?

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Vinny left.

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Just tell me right now,
do you love him?

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I love him as a roommate.

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He's like one
of my really good friends.

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Vinny's gone.

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Is he coming back?

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Did he take everything?

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Yep.

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Not now.

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- I love him.
- Deena overreacts

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about everything.

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Deena's very dramatic
with the waterworks.

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So hearing that vinny
stubbed his toe,

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