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NARRATOR:
Previously on The Big Bang Theory:

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My brother...

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...he's got a big crush on Bernadette.

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You're moving back to India?

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What's going on?

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[CHUCKLES]

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It's not what it Iooks like.

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[DOOR OPENS AND THEN CLOSES]

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What does it look like?

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It's not what it Iooks like.

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What are you grinding about?

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Penny's brain teaser this morning.

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She and Koothrappali
emerge from your bedroom.

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She is disheveled
and Raj is dressed only in a sheet.

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The sole clue:
It's not what it Iooks like.

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Tsk, just let it go, Sheldon.

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If I could, I would,
but I can't, so I shan't.

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Now...

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...knowing Penny, the obvious answer is
they engaged in coitus.

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But since that's what it looks Iike,
we can rule that out.

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Let's put on our thinking caps,
shall we?

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Raj is from lndia, a tropical country,
third-world hygiene...

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...parasitic infections are common,
such as pinworms.

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- Mm-hm.
- The procedure for diagnosing pinworms...

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...is to wait until the subject is asleep...

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...and the worms crawl out of the rectum
for air.

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Yes, just like that.

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Penny could have been inspecting
Raj's anal region for parasites.

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Oh, boy, that's a true-blue friend.

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They slept together, Sherlock.

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[HICCUPS]

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No, you weren't Iistening.

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She said, "It's not what it looks like."

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She lied.

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Oh.

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Now don't I look silly
sitting here wearing this?

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Hey.

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Leonard, is it awkward for you...

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...knowing one of your dear friends
had sexual intercourse...

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...with a woman you used to Iove
in the very place you lay your head?

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No, I'm fine with it.

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That sounds like sarcasm.

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But I'm gonna disregard it
because I have an agenda. Paintball.

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Specifically, the interdepartmental
tournament this weekend.

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Now, in order to function better
as a fighting unit...

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...I thoug
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