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Previously, on Web Therapy...

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Well, I have a therapy session
with a client,

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like we're talking
right now, on the web,

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and it's only three minutes.

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I'm not going to stay with a man
who takes some spin partner

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to a hotel room
and then leaves her

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because it turns out
she's not a man.

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Sweetheart,
that was a conspiracy.

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Of course
he wasn't turned on by me.

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I don't have a penisΞ

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- What you've done on my book...
- Yeah.

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This isn't very good writing.

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- It's not that interesting.
- Well...

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It's a first draft, of course.

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I was hoping I could
just give you this little task.

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Yeah, yeah.

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You are the Austen Clarke,
are you notΠ

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Well, then again,
you own the media anyway.

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I don't have control
of that part of the media.

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So I guess you are in control.

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III can publish this book.
I've got publishing houses.

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- Let me publish it.
- You do, reallyΠ

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Well, princess,
how would you like to be

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the wife of a congressmanΠ

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MeΠ

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No, not you, my wife Fiona.

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Uh, Mr. Clarke...

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I-I-I would really appreciate
your endorsement

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if you would be
so kind and willing.

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They want a decision tonight.

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There's things
that need to be discussed.

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Oh, my God, Fiona,
my heart is breaking.

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Oh, Austen, calm down.
It's only temporary.

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I just need her
until after the election,

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and then it's her decision.

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ΩMellow, jazzy musicΦ

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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So this is what
the campaign website is, uh--

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- is gonna look like.
- I see, yes.

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It's a good picture.

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No, the picture
I have no issue with,

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but it says that we have
a pet named Scruffy, and so...

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You've gotta have a pet.

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Then we have to get one,
otherwise it's dead.

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Well, that's easy.
That's easy.

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Well, who's going to
take
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