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I wish you could all
be inside my head.

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The conversation is sparkling.

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Fine, I'll tell you.

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A lichen is an organism made
up of two separate species,

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fungi and algae.

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If you could merge
with another species,

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what species would
you pick and whyΠ

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There is a right answer.

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None of you will get it.

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Okay, I'd pick swan because, uh,
the resulting hybrid

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would have the advanced
industrial civilization

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of a human and
the long graceful neck

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I've always dreamed of having.

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Wrong. LeonardΠ

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Horse, but mostly just
for the height.

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A little bit for
the genital girth.

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Wrong, and let's
keep it clean, shall weΠ

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Kangaroo, uh,

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I'd be Kanga-Jew.

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The first of my people
to dunk a basketball.

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Also instead of just living
in your mother's house,

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you could actually
live inside her body.

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Clever, but also wrong.

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No, the best organism for human
beings to merge with

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is the lichen itself.

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That way, you'd be human,
fungus, and algae.

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Triple threat.

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Like three-bean salad.

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Give me one circumstance in
which that would be useful.

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All right, picture thisΨ

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A beautiful outdoor concert.

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Now, as a human,
I appreciate Beethoven.

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As a fungus,
I have a terrific view,

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growing out of a
towering maple tree.

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And no thank you,
expensive concessions.

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Because as an algae, I'll just
snack on this sunlight.

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- He got us again.
- No, he didn't.

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Anyway, if it's okay with you,

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we should talk about
Howard's bachelor party.

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Oh, oh.

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Seems like a bit of a letdown

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after our lichen
conversation, but...

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What do you know,
you're half swan.

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I've been doing
some research on strippers.

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One agency I spoke to, said I
could get us a great price

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if we're flexible on
age range and number of limbs.

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Sounds like loads of fun,

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