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"So, erm, Billy..."
Yeah, good, keep it casual.

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"Erm, I was wondering,
could I, erm..." No, no, no.

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"Can I." Yes.

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"Erm, can I have a word about
the incident in the bathroom
last night?"

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No, no, not "incident".

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It's not a crime scene, erm,
more of an awkward misunderstanding.
Yes, good.

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"Which could have
come across as a, erm, a thingy.

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"But it wasn't a thingy.
But it could have looked like one.

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"Erm, but it wasn't. OK?"

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

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Oh! Oh, bloody blimey!

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Oh!

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Oh my God! Sorry!

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Oh! Oh no! Oh! Did you see anything?

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No!

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Sure? Yes.

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Not that I'm Pamela Anderson.
I know! What?

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Sorry, I didn't mean
because I'd seen your...

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What I'm meaning is, clothes
do seem anatomically correct,

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you know, in proportion to your...

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Thanks, I think. Right, I'm decent.

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Oh, hair! It's nice.

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Thank you.

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Anyway, Billy, yes, erm,
I'm glad you're back.

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Not for any weird reason or...
Look, can I have a word about...?

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It's fine, don't worry about it.
Well, you don't know
what I was going to say yet.

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You were going to apologise
for pushing me into the bathroom

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when I was half naked last night.
Forget it. It's no big deal.

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I would say it happens all the time,
but it doesn't.

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Ah, you're back, mate. Just in time.

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Right, Mum, me and Billy are going
to the twins' parents' evening.

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We are? There's going to be
a lot of fit older women there,

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MILFs, my friend, and you know
what they're gagging for, don't you?

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All of this!

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I'm sure an undisturbed night's
sleep and full-time child-care
would be preferable.

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I bet I snog a MILF before you do.

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In fact, let's make it interesting.

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First person to snog a MILF wins,
loser gets the drinks in.

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Hang on, mate. Mum,
did you make these cupcakes?

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Yeah.

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Right, well if you two are coming,
then you'd better get a wiggle on.
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