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Carter, what d'you reckon?
Nice bit of glass, eh?

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Yeah, it's a nice ring.

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Just don't feel the same way about you,
Miller. Sorry, mate.

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Yeah, it's for Sue.
Cost me 2 months' wages.

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I'm gonna pop the question.

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- Oh, Miller.
- What's up? I thought you'd be happy.

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Problem is she's a 6 out of ten, man.

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- Right, Sim?
- Yeah, a 6.

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6 and a half.
And I'm being generous there, mate.

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You what?

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If you're gonna tie the knot with someone,
make sure they're a 9 or a 3.

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A stunner or a complete shitter.

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If you fall in the middle you're fucked, mate.
It's never gonna last.

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- That's bollocks, man.
- I'm talking bollocks, yeah?

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All right, we'll ask the others.
Oi, text Clarkey. Ask her.

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Back up, back up! Go!

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- Everyone on the floor now!
- Don't move!

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You, move over in there!

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- Get over to the wall!
- Get on the floor!

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Don't fucking look at me!
Keep your hands high!

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You, get over here!

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Look at the fucking floor!

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60 seconds.

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Look at that gold!

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Got a text from Carter.
Wants us to score Miller's girlfriend out of 10.

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Don't know. I ain't slept with her.

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Oi! It's based on looks.

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4 and a half in a balaclava.

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- What about you, Lewis?
- Don't know her.

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What about me, then?
What would you rate me?

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Well, if it was prick size I'd give you a 2,
but since we're talking about faces,

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I'll give you a 2.

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30 seconds!

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Stay down there!

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Ah.

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Average.

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- Average?
- Yep.

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Not low enough to be grateful to you

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and not high enough
to make you grateful to her.

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Fucking recipe for disaster.

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What about your girl then?
What does she score?

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We're not married.

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- Armed police!
- Police! Get on the floor!

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Can you get out of the car for me?

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Get out of the fucking car now!

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You all right, Miller?

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Armed police! Get on the fucking floor!

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