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Previously on Desperate Housewives.

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Orson's blackmailing me
to stay with him.

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To escape her marriage...

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Lamar BenjaminΠ

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You know my husband Orson
from the state penitentiary.

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...Bree arranged her own blackmail.

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I don't want to fight anymore.

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While a friendship hit the rocks.

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Lynette, you wanted to sue us.
That proves that you are not my friend.

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- Oh, my God.
- All right, calm down, all rightΠ

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I'm not an idiot. I used a pre-paid.

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There's no way
they're ever going to find us.

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I killed a man.

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A desperate act...

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DannyΠ No, no, no, no, noΞ

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...led to a revelation.

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Would you like some juice, DannyΠ

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My name's Tyler.

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The whole time I was with you,
all I thought about was Susan.

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And a revelation...

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If you mean it, then please kill me.

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I don't care enough about you
to kill you.

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...led to a desperate act.

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I need an ambulance right away.
I'm losing a lot of blood.

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Daphne Bicks
was an unhappy woman,


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and no one knew this better
than her husband.


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That's why he hired her
to work with him.


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He thought it might cheer her up.

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But sadly, Jeff Bicks soon discovered

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that it would take a lot more
than a job...


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This coffee's cold.

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...to keep his wife from complaining.

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She complained from the moment
they got up in the morning...


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Well, another sleepless night,
thanks to your snoring.

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...till they were on their way home
at the end of the day.


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You want to see
if you can hit all the red lightsΠ

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Things had gotten so bad,

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Jeff Bicks began to wonder
when God would end his suffering.


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Luckily for Jeff, God had a plan.

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You're unbelievable. You are so cheap.
It's frigging Christmas, for God's sake.

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I'm not buying you a new car.

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He bought it for her
because she beat cancer.

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You beat cancer, I'll buy you a car.
Don't beat it, I'
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