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That's it.

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- That's it, hang in there.
- Woman: Oh, my God!


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Woman:
Oh, my God.


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Don's voice:
"Midway in our life's journey,


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I went astray
from the straight road


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and woke to find
myself alone


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in a dark wood."

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Mmm.

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Mahalo.

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It's still suite 282.

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How long has it been?

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Can't get too suntanned,
they'll fire me.

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Oh, you must have
gotten it wet.

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Let me see.

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You know what?
Who cares what time it is?

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You would not
have liked that.

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You wouldn't have
liked it at all.

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I had to walk down the beach
away from the crowds

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to this surf shop
and knock on a door
with a closed sign.

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It was so seedy
down there.

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Plus, I had to get
my money from here.

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Come on.

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I know you've tried it,
but you haven't had sex high.

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It makes it so much
more intense.

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Everything you see
on your plate is what
you would find

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in a royal Hawaiian feast.

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That purple pudding
is poi.


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It's strange,
but satisfying.


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And we Hawaiians
say that it's ono,


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which means tasty.

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But you might just say,
"Ono, I'm not eating that."

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This is real Hawaiian food.

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Even the macaroni salad.

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But, of course,
at the Royal Hawaiian,

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we try to treat
every guest like they're--

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Well, everything
is better here.

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I'm sure it is.

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It must take a lot of work
to stand out in paradise.

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Don, you have to try this.

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Oh, don't bother.
It's wallpaper paste.

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Just eat the pig.

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Emcee:
Now, while you stay with us
at the lovely,


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beautiful Royal Hawaiian,

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make sure you see
enchanted Diamond Head

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and all of the natural
wonders of the island

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by bus or by boat.

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It's easy if you book

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one of our guided tours
in the lobby.


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