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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
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〈blowing raspberry〉

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You're chipper. Before coffee.

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I'm teaching today.

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And I'd really appreciate
it if you would try for once

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to be polite to my students.

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I am polite to your convicts.

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They, however, have no respect for my home.

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I saw one peeing out of your
studio window into the pool.

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That's why God invented chlorine.

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- Look at your healthy breakfast.
- I know.

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Yum! Double yum!

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- You want some?
- No thank you.

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Wait, what is there...
Is there something...

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Is your cap loose? Open your mouth.

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Up here on this side.

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- Oh! God!
- 〈laughing〉

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Now you can't eat until Monday.

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〈cell phone chimes〉

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- It's "lovestolaugh".
- Oh! From the alta cocker site?

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I "tickled" him last night.
And he "squeezed" me back.

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Enough with this tickling,
blinking, and butterfly kisses.

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Why don't you go out with somebody already!

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Oh, God, he wants me to have
lunch today. I can't do that.

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Oh, why not?!

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He's a perfect match. Except
for the "loves to laugh" part.

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It's too fast. I don't know him.

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If you met him, you might know
him. That's how it works sometimes.

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Okay, but not today. I woke up
puffy, and my hair's not behaving.

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What is the point of doing all this
if you never go out with anybody?

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Well, maybe that is the point.

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I enjoy the positive feedback of a tickle
and I never have to leave the house.

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Or... and this is just
me thinking out loud...

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you go out... and you get laid.

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God, why are you rushing me into this?

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Who's rushing you? You've been
on that thing for a month now,

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punching and fingering people and
you always find a reason not to go.

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I am not punching, or fingering, anyone.

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But you do have a point.

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Okay. Oh, God.

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My first date. In 40 years.
But it's just lunch, right?

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Yes. And lunch is no big deal.

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Here...

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Here, you might need these.

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