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Mrs... it should at least be Ms., huhΠ

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My husband is marrying your husband.

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- Yeah.
- I wonder how they decided

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whose name went on top.

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As germane as that question might be,
I'd like to focus on this hideous font.

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If you let your eyes relax,
you can see a lion in there.

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Oh, it's really happening.

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Here, pull my finger.

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No, I'm not doing that
again, fooled me once.

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No, pull my ring offΞ

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- Here you go.
- Thank you.

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Weird, huhΠ

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Just make sure it comes off
for good before the wedding.

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I don't think I'm going. There's
not an invitation here for me.

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Dream on. Sol's probably gonna ask
you to do an interpretive dance.

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I don't think I can. I mean, I could...

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I mean, I usually see where
my body takes me in the moment.

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KahΞ

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Kah. KahΞ

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Definitely don't do that.

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Okay.

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Ta-daΞ Our first RSVP card.

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Who's it fromΠ

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Frankie's cousin Donald.

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We invited himΠ

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You insisted, as I recall.

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That's right, I did. He's a good dancer.

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If people are shy about
dancing, he'll kick things off.

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He'll have the wild salmon and
the chicken. He's a large dancer.

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I still think it's an abomination
we're not serving a red meat option.

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Ring, ring. HelloΠ

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Crying mama cow, asking
where her babies are.

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ΩSpit whinesΦ

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- Ωdoor opensΦ
- HeyΞ

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SpitΞ Spit, where are youΠ Hi.

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Oh, there he isΞ Oh, come hereΞ

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Oh, wow, he's fat.

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Thank you for taking care of him.

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Oh, he was a prince...

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except when he puked in
my bed, but then he ate it.

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Mmm. He's real thoughtful that way.

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He also thoughtfully ate two bees, a
wooden spoon, and my favorite Spanx.

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- Did I get any mailΠ
- ΩGraceΦ Oh, yeah.

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You know, I think it might be
easier for the DNC to just move in.

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Hello, chef. Tell us
what you're making today.

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It's personal lubricant.

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- Mom, Frankie ve
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