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Previously on Scream Queens...
You need to choose one of us.


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CHANEL #5: Fine, Roger,
I'm coming with you.

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If someone found out my
dad is Charles Manson,

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everyone would immediately
assume the killer is me.

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ZAYDAY: The Red Devil kidnapped me

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and took me to his evil lair.

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The Red Devil is in love with you?

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CHANEL: Tonight we cast our
votes for the next president

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of Kappa House.

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Grab some marbles.

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It's time to vote.

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Baby

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I can't wait

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All right, so remind me again.

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It's black for Zayday, white for Chanel?

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Obv. Do you think you can handle that?

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I only gave you the job
of tallying the votes

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because I thought you Rain Man types

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were super good at counting.

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Or are you one of those idiot savants

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who's heavy on the idiot,
light on the savant?

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I am neither, thank you very much.

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Years before the Psychoanalytic
Society of America decided

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there was money to be made
by creating what they called

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the autism spectrum,

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I would have been considered

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a daydreamer or quirky,
like a young Zooey Deschanel.

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I am not an idiot

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or a moron. I am simply
a victim of my times.

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Are you aware your pants are on backwards?

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Start counting the damn votes.

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Wait, what happens if it's a tie?

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It's never happened before,
but Kappa bylaws state

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that the two of them would rule together.

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It's a tie.

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You did it! (laughs)

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GRACE: Well, sort of.

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I know it's not ideal,
but I think you and I

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would make great copresidents.

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What? No, I'm not gonna be
copresident with a pledge!

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Farty McCandlewax clearly
miscounted the votes!

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Calm down, Chanel, it's not Farty's fault.

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Then whose fault is it?

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It's not my fault that my pumpkin patch

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was canceled. It's not my fault

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that some people didn't vote for me b
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