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Why's your mother marrying
on a Friday? I have work to do.

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Once we've eaten,
I'm off to the office.

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Do as you like, darling.

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- Have I put on too much powder?
- You always do.

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And remember, children,
you need to behave.

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Not like your cousins
at the last wedding.

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They ate too much ice-cream
and were ill.

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And Sylvie, don't interrupt
the grown-ups!

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Olivier, no elbows on the table.
Think about your spine.

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Weddings are serious affairs.

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Dear Biju, drink up

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And don't spill any of it

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Put it to your forehead,
to your nose, to your chin


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To your belly, to your crotch,
drink, drink, drink


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Two flowers brought together.

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- Honestly...
- I say!

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I'm going to sing a little something.

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God forbid, you can't sing.

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All right...

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In that case, I'll show you my bum.

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Is your father my mother's cousin?

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Can I be honest with you?

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I'm only happy in sleep therapy.

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The first man of my life
was a psychiatrist.

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His name was George.
I owe him everything.

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Everything.

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What a technique!

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I'm the world champion.

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Little brats, go away!
Go away!

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Why do people getting married feel
they have to invite their family?

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Because they don't have a choice.

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We always do.

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- You didn't have to come.
- But I like it!

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- I'm the groom's nephew.
- Yes, I know.

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Uncle Gaston,
who was a cycling champion,

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lived with two women,
a black one and a white one.

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When the black one died,
the other killed herself.

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So he had to attend two funerals
in one day.

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As for Stéphane,
your two-year-old cousin,

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you think his daddy
is Uncle Eugéne.

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Not at all! Ask Auntie Marcelle
who she made him with.

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Enough of the little secrets,
it's time to go home.

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You'll see one another
for Jocelyne's wedding.

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You'll have plenty more
nice stories to tell.

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I sprained my ankle
while I was dancing.

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