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Here on Two, "Out of the Trees"
with Graham Chapman.

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Than, the Universe:

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A multitude of mighty galaxies,

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within each galaxy a miriad
of mighty star systems,

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within each star system a
multiplicity of mighty planets.

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And in just one of these mighty planets
the mighty British Rail electric train.

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Oh look, isn't that a
lawnmower over there?

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Oh yes, that's the good old Qualcast
Panther. We always use it.

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Oh, Qualcast Panther,
that rings a bell.

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You use that for cutting the grass?

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Yes, you push it and
all the little blades

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go round and sort
of cut the grass.

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Oh. Ours is motorised.

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What? Oh, our other one's motorised.

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Your other one?
I didn't know about that.

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We don't like to use it in
front of the neighbours.

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Because of the people next door
we don't use our two rotary ones.

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They haven't even got a lawnmower.

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I know how you feel - we've
got half a dozen mowers

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that hover on air just
rotting in the garage,

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because next door they
haven't even got a lawn,

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and they're such sweet people
one doesn't like to humiliate them.

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How do you think we feel?

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There we are with 43 hover mowers

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all with leather upholstery,
and eight track stereo,

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and the people next door
haven't even got a house.

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It's so embarrassing.

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You don't need to tell us -
I mean we're stuck

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with our fleet of atomic powered
Silko-Glyde lawnmowers,

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each with a sauna bath, cocktail
lounge, three adjoining cinemas

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and a discotheque, and the
whole of India's starving.

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My dear I just don't know
where to put my face.

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'Than' is a word which is very
rarely used to start sentences.

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Er, is that important?

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No, I'm just trying to make the point.

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Well there's no doubt you're right.

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I mean, one could certainly never
start a television series with it.

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- Ah, but we just have.
- What?

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Oh good lord!

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You know a lot about
television do you?

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Yes, I often work for television.

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I've just done a voice over
for a documentary called


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