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Okay, well, it's too
small to be a cat hotel

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and it's too big to be pants.

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So it's not mine.

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Me neither. I pick up all
my deliveries at the port.

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- The what? At the port?
- Yeah.

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What are you doing at the port?

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Picking up my deliveries. Listen.

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(short chuckle)

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You drive all the way down to the port?

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- Yes.
- Well, it's not mine. I only buy local.

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Except, of course, for clothing
and produce. Medication,

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- water, seasoning, meat.
- Maybe it's Cece's.

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- Isn't she packing up her apartment?
- It's not Cece's.

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She's packing right now, and
Jess is going over there later

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to toast the place good-bye.
'Cause they're adorable.

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- Would you consider us adorable?
- No,

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we're adult men.

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We're cute.

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Oh, hey!

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My box is here.

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- Do you need help?
- Oh...

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Yeah, I was just gonna put
it... Put it down right there.

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- Awesome.
- Jess, is it me,

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or has your job become
a poo poo festival?

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No, it's fine. It's just the
new principal, Becky Cavatappi.

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She took over for Foster when
he retired. I do all her work

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and she does all the
working of her cleavage.

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But the budget's your job, Becky.

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Ah... Principal Cavatappi.

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Like I always say:

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don't call me Becky unless
you're riding me like a horse.

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(laughs)

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We work in a middle school.

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Really.

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This is the budget, or
the next week of my life.

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You know what they say...

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your life is just
weeks and then you die.

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Uh, Jess,

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- are you sure you're okay?
- Yeah.

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I just got this for a
little stress relief.

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- (laughs)
- Oh, Schmidt,

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will you be a dear and text Cece

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and tell her I'm gonna be
about, like, ten minutes late?

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- Yeah, sure.
- Thanks.

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Aah!

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(grunting, screaming)

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Becky! Becky!

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I hate you!

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