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Hi, this is George Carlin,
and I thought we might take

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a look at some of the pictures
from the days

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when my show business career
was just starting.

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This is one of the earliest
photos of my days as an actor.

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Here I'm playing the part
of a baby in an early production

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of a play called
"Hold Onto The Rail."

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As proof of the intensity
I brought to the role,

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lying nearby you can see a doll
that I had recently strangled.

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This is a candid photo
of my first manager and I

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having a business conference
in the park,

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where we knew we
couldn't be bugged.

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In this photo I am trying out
a new funny face

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that I had been working
on for about six months.

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Now, here I am with, uh,
two of my fellow actors

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from the West Harlem production
of either Ben Hur

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or the Sound of Music.

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You can't really tell from what
we're wearing there

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because those are
our street clothes.

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And the person off to one side
is our personal manager

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who insisted on being in all
of our publicity photos.

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This is a rare photo, uh,
this is a photo of me

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in a singing group called
The Mills Brothers.

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Uh, we didn't know that there
was already a group in existence

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by that name.

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The Mills Brothers sued us,
so we dropped two guys

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and changed the named
to Mickey and Sylvia.

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This is a picture of the time
I came in second

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in a suntan contest.

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The boy in the middle won,
but it was, uh,

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later he was disqualified
when it was discovered

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he had been using pep pills.

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Uh, this is the same photo with
the negative reversed.

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As you can see,

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the suntans are approximately
the same on the back.

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This is me during an early
suicide attempt.

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I was despondent at that time
because my puberty

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was coming along very slowly.

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This one was taken during
the nationwide search

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for a replacement for Lassie.

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I remember this picture.

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I'm trying to get my dog Spotty,
a fox terrier,

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to stand up straight and act
like a collie.

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