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[Chorus]
## TheSimpsons ##

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[Bell Ringing]

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[Whistle Blowing]

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[ Beeping ]

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## [Jazzy Solo ]

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[ Beeping ]

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[ Tires Screeching ]

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D'oh!
[ Screams ]

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- Well, children, it's the last day of school.
- [ All ] Yea!

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Here are your grades.

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Oh, no, Mrs. Krabappel.

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If I don't get a "C" average,
my dad won't let me go to Kamp Krusty.

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Well, it isn't fair to
the other children, but all right.

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- Much obliged, doll!
- [ Laughing ]

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Oh, Bart Simpson,
I'm gonna miss you.

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Attention, everyone.
This is Principal Skinner.

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I trust you all remembered to bring in
your implements of destruction.

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[Skinner]
Now, let's trash this dump.

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####[Rock]

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Somebody put a torch to these
permanent records. Quickly, now.

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## [ Vocalizing ]

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- ## [ Continues ]
- Wake up, boy.

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[ Groans, Gasps ]
I dreamt it was the last day of school.

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Well, it is.

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Oh, how do I know this isn't
Some beautiful dream too?

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Ow! You know,
a pinch is more traditional.

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[ Loud Gobbling, Belching ]

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Homer, you do remember
your promise to the children?

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Sure do! When you're 1 8,
you're out the door!

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No, Dad, you promised if Bart and I got
"C" averages, we could go to Kamp Krusty.

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And with no false modesty,
you're lookin' at one happy camper.

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[ Nervous Chuckling ]
Yeah.

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Remember, when you see my report card,
they got this new grading system this year.

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It now goes, "D," "B," "A," "C."

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Listen, boy, we have an understanding,
and you'd better keep your end of it.

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I don't think I'd be any kind of a father
If you got D's, and I let you go to Kamp Krusty.

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But, Dad!

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if you want something in this life,
you have to work for it.

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Now, quiet! They're about to
announce the lottery numbers.

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- [ Man ] Seventeen, 32--
- D'oh!

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- five--
- D'oh!

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- eight--
- Whoo-hoo!

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- 47.
- D'oh!

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[Skinner On P.A.]
Attention, students.

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Please clear out your locker
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