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www.easy-win.blogspot.com

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I run...

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a successful

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underground escort service.

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I recruit from a rec room

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on the third floor of my dorm

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where I pimp the kids
from my boarding school.

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In fact, I have two
of my boys right here.

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And they are
just one table away

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from one of my tricks.

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Now I know you've probably
got about 20 questions

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right on the tip
of your tongue.

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Well, if you must know,

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then let us begin.

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Sam!

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Over here.

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Sam, you have been kicked out

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of a couple of very prominent

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boarding schools in this country.

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- Okay, yes, but about that...
- Stop.

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I read your transcripts.
You've got a 3.87

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three years and running.

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You've got some kick-ass
writing samples to boot.

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You also clearly have
a problem with authority.

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And it just
makes my mind wonder,

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"What exactly
am I in for here, Sam?"

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Okay, noted.

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But here is the thing:

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I wasn't exactly kicked out
of all my schools per se.

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I am somebody that you would
consider a victim of, um...

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- Circumstances?
- Circumstances, yes.

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And you know what?
Most people don't believe it,

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but...

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I've journaled about it, man.
You can read it if you want.

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Just give me the Cliff Notes.
Summarize, Sam.

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- Mom.
- Sam?

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That's tough.

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Nah, you know, it's just kinda...

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par for the course
when your mom's an ex-Playmate.

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Well put.

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I know your mom.

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Really?

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You know, Sam,
she's a nice lady.

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Batshit crazy,
but she's a good chick.

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So is that you?

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That, my friend,
was the Eliminator tour.

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Eight years of more pussy
than any one man could ever handle...

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which, by the way,
is why you should wear a rubber.

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Or you'll find yourself
knocking up the wrong groupie

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