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[J.D.] Since my apartment's roof
collapsed, I was living at a hotel.


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- [Squeaks down rail]
- [Yells]


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But that's not the only thing
that's changed around here.


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- I'm an attending, a licensed badass.
- [Horn honks]


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Elliot actually works
at a different hospital.


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She's trying to lay low at first.

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- [Screams]
- [Thud]

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And Turk and Carla
are trying to make a baby.


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Here you go, baby.

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I know you love foreplay,
but I have five minutes,

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so I made you a sandwich.

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That's the sexiest thing I've ever seen.

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- Over here, Turk.
- My bad, baby.

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Yep! Life was different.

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Hey! Did you take my Porsche
from the valet?

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This didn't feel like my scooter.

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[Squeaking]

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Ow!

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Look, no harm done.
Here are your driving glasses,

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here's your driving scarf
and here are your driving gloves.

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Fine, here's your driving sock.

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I didn't care, because
now that I'm an attending,


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I had picked out a whole new look.

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- Good morning, colleague.
- Oh, absolutely not.

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What, Tall, Dark and Scary?
I can wear whatever the hell I...

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- What are you doing?
- This is my imaginary warning light.

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When it starts blinking, a situation
has ten seconds to resolve itself

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before I flash white
with rage and kill someone.

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One, two, three, four...

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...seven, eight, nine and ten.

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I had trouble getting
my babyGap T-shirt off.

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- It'll happen.
- Ow.

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[Screams]

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OK, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go with "ow."

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How depressing is it being you?
Seriously.

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Would you equate it more
to being a Cub fan,

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or to, say, being born without lips?

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- Born without lips.
- I know a guy.

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- His house just burned down.
- How sad.

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He was smoking in bed. He shouldn't
smoke, 'cause he looks ridiculous.

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"I have a snake face."

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Listen, today if you bother me,
could you do it without being around me?

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