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Good evening.

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Is something bothering Daddy?

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He's just preparing to do his taxes.

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Yikes and gadzooks.

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And here we go.

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Look what the IRS is doing to Daddy.

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First it is poor Willie Nelson...

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...who brings us...
Brings us so much joy...

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...and amasses a fortune.
They take it away.

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Next they set their sights
on Redd Foxx.

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They drive him to Royal Family...

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...and you know he wasn't
gonna live long after that.

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Well, it always comes in threes.

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And which American idol
do they turn to next?

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Al Bundy.

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Well, I'll never star on Royal Family.

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Wouldn't mind doing an episode or two
of Growing Pains or something...

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...but I don't wanna be on ABC.

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Now, take it easy, Dad.

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Look at the size of this bill.

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They're trying to take away everything
I've earned over 20 years.

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- Oh, no, Al.
- Yes.

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Forty-four dollars.

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You try to get just
a little bit ahead and then...

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Daddy, is there something
that we can do to help?

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Well, get part-time jobs
and help Dad out.

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No, seriously, Al.

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What can we do?

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Hey, I have an idea.

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Why don't you just give the government
the bird and not pay the taxes.

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Kelly, you can't cheat
the government.

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Pretty soon they'll tack on
interest and penalty payments...

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...and before you know it,
in a few years this will be 50, 60 bucks.

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Then you got the monkey
on your back for the rest of your life.

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Forty-four dollars.

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They could take the house.

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Great. Then we'd still owe $30.

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Why, it's Steve.

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- Steve Rhoades.
- Don't shout.

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Just shut the door.

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Open the door. I'm on the run,
you nitwits.

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- But he said to shut it.
- What do we do now?

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Don't know.

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I don't know,
it's like he wants two things.

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Well, I was gonna ask what's new...

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...but obviously you've all gone
to college since I left town.

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I left
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