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I am not the person you think I am.

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And that's what you people
can't seem to understand.

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I am not a bitch.

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I am not aggressively plotting
to make our mother feel bad.

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Then why are you staying in a hotel ?

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Because, Sarah, the show is putting me up,
and it's gonna be like a gorgeous groom.

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Then, call mum, and tell her.

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You know what, Sarah,
you call mum and tell her that.

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I talk to mum every day, you guys
have hardly spoken in two years.

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Stop it Cooper !

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Joe, could you take care of Michael
and Jackie just for a second.

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Yep. Sure.

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How's Joe by the way ?
Are things any better ?

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We decided to do that thing
I was telling you about.

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- Oh, counseling.
- Yeah.

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Kitty, just call her.

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Sarah, she knows I'm coming. She could've called me.
And you know what ? I don't have time for this.

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Jonathan's gonna be here any second
and I haven't even started my cornish hens.

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You are cooking cornish hens ?

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Yeah.

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Why ?

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What am I gonna do Kevin ? Help me.

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Okay, okay, is there any chance you may have
garlic, pasta, frozen peas and chicken bra.

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No peas. But, you know what ?

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I do have a little sage,
leftover from the dead chickens.

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Ok good, then you can have a delicious meal
ready in ten minutes that anyone in Milan would die for.

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And that was... too gayish sentence
even from me.

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Now, about our dear mother...

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I'm not calling her.

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Remember Kevin, it's my birthday,
she has to be nice.

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Hi, mister.

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Oh, you have a kitchen
crisis face.

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Ah, is it that obvious ?

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That and the floating smoke.

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Oh, wow ! Kit, I'm still
on the phone here !

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Sorry, it's Kevin.

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Look. Go have your lurid, hot sex date
with your gorgeous boyfriend, I'll take care of mum.

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Don't take care of mum !

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All I am saying is if you want me
to call her make a case.

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A case for what ?

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I have a right of safe return,
Kevin, to L.A.

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It's guaranteed in the Constitution.
If you really wanna do me a favour,

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