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Hi from Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.

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It's Friday night in Hollywood.

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I've been watching it all this week...

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and I got to tell you I love what I see.

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You're back.

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Yeah. You're a sight for sore eyes.

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What do we got?

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We have a year in review theme.

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Is there a sketch you feel
like you can cut right now?

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You can cut "Immaculate My Ass" HBO's
"Ho, Ho, Ho's", and "Hookers with the Pole".

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The Nicholas Cage Show.

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- Militant Fruit of the Loom.
- I can take that.

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You calling me Mongango.

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Don't throw up.

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He's saying, "Heil Hitler".

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I think you're
reading too much into it.

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He's giving the Nazi salute.

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Now that you said it
that's all I can see.

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It's all anybody can see.

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It's a great studio with
an incredible history-

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the people who have had
this stage. You like it?

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Yeah.

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Good. 'Cause we live here now.

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This is not the comedy we
intended to do when the week began.

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THE DISASTER SHOW

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It's going to be fine.

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- Really?
- Yeah, sure.

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'Cause it sounds like a calamity, Cal.

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Nah, it's fine.

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It's a catastrophe.

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- I think it could be fun.
- How?

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You'll have a story to tell.

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I'll have a story to tell about how I was the
guest host of a catastrophic, calamitous calamity.

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It's going to be great on the
talk shows. The house is open...

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You knock 'em dead you
unbelievable beauty.

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- I hate you.
- No problem.

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What is...

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Cal.

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- Cal!
- Yeah?

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Jenny, keep the band playing.
There's not gonna be a warm up.

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Yes, sir.

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***

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What's going on?

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Um...

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You all know what a wildcat strike is.

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Really?

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You don't know what a wild
- all right, well...

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you're about to live through one.

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Local 44 of the Propmasters' Union-

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th
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