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That's pretty good. You ever think
of auditioning for the Rockettes?

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The best physical I ever had
was back in W.W. I...

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from a pretty little mademoiselle
in a French farmhouse.

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The only time I ever had my reflexes
checked without a hammer.

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Of course, my mademoisellin' days
ended with the armistice...

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- the one I signed with Mildred.
- Shh!

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How are the tubes?

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- 165 over 93.
- Can't be. Take it again.

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I did it twice.
That's the best of the two.

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Damn! If my diastolic's over 90,
the chief surgeon's...

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gonna yank me right out of here
and stick me in some weenie job...

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sittin' in a stateside hospital,
rubber stamping bedpan inventories.

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You can't be sure of that.

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Pierce, the army is always on the lookout
to 86 an old sawbones.

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They love bringing in young bucks who
haven't even unwrapped their scalpels yet.

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Everything else looks good.
Your blood count, chest X-ray, E.K.G.

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Do me a favor. Knock four points
off the diastolic and 15 off the systolic.

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The chief surgeon'll
never know the difference.

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Listen, for once,
I agree with the army.

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There's a good reason why they
don't fool with those high numbers.

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When it comes to the cardiovascular system,
I'm not gonna fudge.

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Damn it!
This is my last physical!

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Nobody's gonna yank me out of the rat race
until I've crossed the finish line.

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Listen, I know you.
You wouldn't fake it for me.

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Wait a minute. This physical doesn't
have to be in for two more weeks.

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Can I buy a little time
from you, Pierce?

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I know I can reduce
the old pressure P.D.Q.

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That's fine with me. But you know
what that means, don't you?

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No salt, no caffeine,
no booze, no cigars.

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Easier done than said.

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And most important,
you can't let yourself get aggravated.

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There's a lot of pressure
in running this place.

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- You're gonna have to roll with the punches.
- Don't worry, Pierce.

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I'm gonna take a two-week vacation
in the state of tranquillity.

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And you can help by
keeping this under your hat.

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I don't want everybody in camp treating me
like some doddering old fogy.

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You're absolutely right.
Let me help you down from there.

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