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Mom, these pantyhose are shot. I'll stop by the drugstore and get you some more later on.

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Oh, while you're there, will you get something for that itch I told you about at breakfast?

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I'm way ahead of you. I've already cut out a coupon.

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Someone please kill me.

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Hey, Wilma, I need your help. Remember Lorraine Finster,
the dame who stole my husband and tried to bump me off?

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Well, I think I found her.
Private Dick said he dug up an "L. Finster" at the Hotel Knickerbocker.

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Come on, let's go down there and give her the what for.

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As much as I love to put on a trench coat and go looking for your grip on reality, I can't.
I have to take care of my mom.

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Oh, how sweet. A gay man living with his mother.

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Would you like me to preheat the oven, or you wanna just jump right in?

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Oh, hello, Karen. You know, I took your advice about overcoming pain with visualization.

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And you were right. So I'm just gonna throw these painkillers away.

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I'll throw them away for you.

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Right in the trash...

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- Mom, what are you doing?
- Oh, I want to go out to the terrace. I need some fresh air.

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Well, let me help you.

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- Oh, no, I don't want to be a pain, honey.
- You're not a pain.

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The doctor said you're very fragile right now. And you have got--

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To take--

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--it easy.

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Careful, Baby Jane.

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Will, why is she calling you "Baby Jane"? Is that a gay thing?

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Am I a horrible person if part of me wishes
that when I go outside, there's just an empty chair?

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Enough with that! Remember Lorraine,
the husband who stole my dame and tried to bump me off?

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Private Knickerbocker says she's at the Hotel Dick! Let's get her!

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I can't, I told you. I've got to wheel mother through the park this afternoon.

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And then later on, I'll be scattering the ashes of my sex life in the Hudson.

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Hey, guys, look what I got. I put together a care package for Grace.

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You know, so she knows we're thinking about her while she's far away.
Do you have her address in Pittsburgh?

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- She's in Cambodia.
- Ooh, sounds like a lot of stamps just to mail a condom.

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Oh, enough of that. Jackie, I need your help.
Remember Lorraine, the dame who stole my bump and tried to husband me off?

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- Well, the Finster hotel is private dick-n-knockers. Wanna come?
- Sure!

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